The Top Ten Fittest Game Consoles ? Item Get

As we all know, game consoles can produce works of art, but they themselves are also something to admire. Join me in my journey through the top ten fittest game consoles thus far encountered.

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10. Commodore 64

A Bond girl?s name if there ever was one ? Come & adore. My games console virginity was lost to this rough and ready player. This beast may not have been much to look at, but if you ask me, the design of this keyboard was the precursor to the uber hot Apple MacBook Pro black & silver keyboards of today!

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9.?ZX Spectrum

Hey! I know what your thinking. But this was a sex machine back in the eighties. This would blow your mind like no other had done before! By today?s standards, she?s a dumb blonde MILF! Who could forget its cute rainbow tattoo neither!

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8. PlayStation 3 (Original)

Big mummas you are beautiful. Sweeping frontal curve with plenty of ports to stick things into make this a gang favourite! She?ll do it standing up or lying down, just don?t roll her onto her front.

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7.Xbox 360 (Original)

Curvaceous even if a little lanky. She?s even loud in the bedroom too! Beyonc??tells us that if you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. But don?t give her a red ring in this case, she will leave you high and dry, she?s a gold digger.

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6.SNES

One of the old Hollywood greats, like Jane Fonda, yes, just like Jane Fonda. It?s also one of the earlier consoles to know how to handle two at a time so well!

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5. GameCube?

Its purple for god sake, its got style! And what lovely funny shaped buttons to press on its love controller. Be careful though; she?s got a handle so she does get around.

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4. PS One

Unlike it?s ugly brother, the original PlayStation, this is a smooth rounded white cutie! She was so gorgeous that her love buttons have barely changed over the last three generations of consoles. With only a few facelifts and dual-shock jobs.

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3. Xbox 360 Slim

Sleek, stylish, glossy and with chiseled cheek bones! Trade in your previous Xbox 360 wife in for a super model that?s half her age! That?s how Dad did it, that?s how Americas does it, and it?s worked out pretty well so far for me too.

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2. Wii

The only console to wear a high heel shoe! Glossy white, the only thing missing is a bow! I guess we have to accessorise instead! Simplicity and elegance. Her slot also lights up for you with a welcoming pulsating glow.

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1. N64

Flowing curves mimics that powerful and seductive sports vehicle design. Curves reminiscent of a toned super model. Slot in your cartridge and if she doesn?t work at first, then you need a blow. With performance enhancing memory pak, she could go all night and ever the more pleasing on the eye. And if that were not enough, welcome to your first foursome. Win, win, win and win.

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Disclaimer: I am straight, only written for a bit of fun. Lighten up and smell the plastic ?

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